Intro
This time I will be reviewing Zwinky, from a website on the computer. It made me cry inside.
Your room
You start out with a bed, a dresser, a chair, and a desk. Who would want a bed the size of a locker and a purple desk? Some people would, but not much.
Looks
There is a variety of clothes, but it’s not worth it. When did the Nintendo DS FLOAT IN MIDAIR? Why is part of the Teddy bear removed? It’s why the looks are bad.
Walking
This is the worst part of Zwinky. Your avatar is FORCED to stare at the screen. Even if you are walking backward, you still stare at the screen. And you don’t even walk! You just float from place to place. Also, you can “walk” through walls.
Emotions, toolbars, and decisions
When you use emotions, the only things that changes is your face. When you cry, the flood of water is in your few inch square.
When you think it can’t be worse, it is. There is a toolbar with many links you do not want other than Zwinky. Plus, if you disable that toolbar, it disables your Zwinky account.
If you are a boy or a girl, age 0 – ∞, this is not the game for you.
